me: i dont like western movies they’re really boring and dull

me, after watching Logan (2017): *takes a long drag from my cigar* There’s no living with a killing. There’s no going back from it. Right or wrong, it’s a brand, a brand that sticks. There’s no going back. *looks off into the sunset. tips my cowboy hat* Now, you run on home to your mother and tell her, tell her everything’s alright, and there aren’t any more guns in the valley.